Information Technology

I changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.

Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password.  He said "Sshhhhh!"  I asked "is that all lower case?"

I was asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row.  I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attemps!

I was going to change my password to be one of my favorite places in France but it's Toulon!

I changed my password to BeefStew but the computer told me it wasn't Stroganoff.

Computer said my passwords needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.